The Decline And Fall Of Robert Mason Saturday, May 9 2009 

I’m not really sure what this is a sign of, but it’s worrying. Lately, I keep seeing people and they are combinations between people I’ve known, or celebrities, or whatever. One of the waitresses last night looked like Audrey Tautou found a way to breed with a waitress at Beth’s Cafe in Seattle. A friend of mine looks like a mix of my ex-roommate and another friend of mine. Strangers, too. I don’t know what it is. It’s a little worrying. I’d say it’s because of summer, but some of them happened in winter, or because of the whole ‘attractive people look familiar’ thing but a lot of them just aren’t that attractive, or maybe it’s a hair thing or a hipster thing or whatever.

Fortunately I think everyone reading this doesn’t look like other people! You are probably the templates I base all of my strangers on. I’m trying to whittle the number down, so there are only, like, twenty to thirty people in the world, and some permutations thereof.

So yeah, I think I’m going insane.

Further Liveblogging Exploits at ROFLThing NYC (Part DEUX) Saturday, Jan 24 2009 

Okay now it is time for more liveblogging. I appreciate that I don’t really know what is going on. So, after the jump, PART TWO.

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Liveblogging ROFLThing NYC, pt. 1 Saturday, Jan 24 2009 

Getting in late on account of not being able to find a place to sit down and plug in but PROBLEM RECTIFIED, so please to click through, after the jump.

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