And because I like being utterly schizophrenic, hat tip to Jezebel for posting about Burton’s pending version of Alice In Wonderland, which, well, just go to the IMDB page here.

I had not heard about this. Or rather, I think I had, but I had forgotten or dismissed it as the child of an idle brain, begot of nothing but vain fantasy, which is as thin of substance as the air. It’s such an iconic and creepy story that, as far as I’m concerned, really needs a Burton treatment.

In the event you don’t like going to IMDB, here are some of the standout casting choices: Johnny Depp as the Mad Hatter; Helena Bonham Carter as the Red Queen; Ann Hathaway as the White Queen; Alan Rickman as the Caterpillar; Christopher Lee as THE JABBERWOCK!!!!; Stephen Fry as the Cheshire Cat…

What I am saying is this is more or less perfect in every way.