Surprise liveblog, after the jump!

23:18 – WALNUTS!!!!
23:18 – “I just called Hopey!”
23:18 – Haha the bitters are SO MAD. CONGRATULATIONS HOPEY!!!
23:19 – “Obama loves America, secretly.”
23:19 – “An historic.” BOO, Walnuts, BOO.
23:20 – He is so sad. Sad Walnuts.
23:20 – “A world away from bigotry.” Thank you for that, John McCain.
23:21 – Is he talking about illegal immigrants? Or legal ones? Or I am kind of confused.
23:21 – “I will activate FULL WALNUT MODE to help Hopey!”
23:22 – I didn’t know the bitters had any good will?
23:23 – “I FAIL.” Ahaha everyone is like “NO YOU DIDN’T FAIL.”
23:23 – “USA/WE LOVE JOHN/JOHN MCCAIN”
23:24 – “Oh yeah, Sarah Palin, I guess I am thankful to her.”
23:24 – How long have they even been on stage there?
23:25 – “Five beautiful children and one ugly one.”
23:26 – “I don’t know what we could have done.” I have a few ideas, John.
23:27 – Man these bitters are so mad. BOO HISS BIDEN HATE.
23:27 – Short, lovely, good night Walnuts, and thank you for the endless entertainment.