Okay, this time I am prepared for it. This time I am ready. Here it is, Hope himself becoming a god.

23:54 – I AM WAITING.
23:57 – HOPE ARRIVES.
23:58 – Okay there goes the smile. He looks so tired. “Okay, okay, let’s do this thang.”
23:58 – The cheering. And he mounts the podium, A GOD AMONG MORTALS.
23:59 – I’m not in Chicago, Hopey.
23:59 – What about the people who waited five hours?
00:00 – I only really care about the white people, honestly.
00:00 – Okay, you really have used that line before.
00:01 – “You know all that change you can believe in? IT’S HERE.”
00:02 – “Congratulations on second place, LOSERS. Haha just kidding they’re all right. I look forward to palling around with them!”
00:02 – “Joe Biden is from Scranton, if you hadn’t heard.”
00:03 – Oh, MICHELLE. I thought he meant Bill Ayers for a second.
00:03 – Hahaha new puppy. What?
00:04 – PLOUFFE FOR PRESIDENT ’08.
00:05 – “BEST. CAMPAIGN. EVER.”
00:05 – Oh I won the election guys! SEE YOU IN JANUARY.
00:05 – “It began with TERRORISTS and AMERICA-HATERS. I am JOE THE TERRORIST. YOU ARE JOE THE TERRORIST. WE ARE ALL BILL THE TERRORIST.”
00:05 – Hopey, could you stop saying things that are awesome and inspiring? Seriously, I am going to cry.
00:07 – Technically they’ve been up in Afghanistan for a while…
00:07 – “Yes We Can!” WE ALREADY DID, GUYS.
00:08 – “I am not going to be God, PSYCH YOU GUYS ALL BOUGHT IT AHAHAHAHA.”
00:08 – “Hey remember how you all worked really hard for this? Yeah, work a little harder.”
00:09 – No, YOU’RE immature.
00:10 – “I am president of people who don’t vote for me also. AHAHAHA YOU ARE ALL DOOMED.”
00:10 – Courtesy of my roommate: “MACHINES.”
00:11 – A new era! Man all of these people are so Hopeful.
00:11 – “I am Hope and I don’t Yield! And all those other things I guess.”
00:12 – I guess he is talking about slave-lady.
00:13 – (Confession: I voted Obama to get girls.)
00:15 – “What change will they see?” A change to TERRORISM and THE END OF FREEDOM.

I would conclude with a resounding OBAMA ’08 but seriously he already won. You ruined everything, Hopey.